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Men and Women, stages of fear

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

ethanwearsprada:

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

angrybabysitter:

tofumotherfucker:

This is rape culture

Why are guys so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that I risked my life in jail just to fUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUKCING DOUCHEBAGS

"But not all men are like thaaaattttt!!! I’d never dooo thaaatttt!!! You’re so mad over nothing, just calm downnnn!!1!!!!!1111!!!!!"

i just threw up all over the world

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

—(via solacity)

mistyslay:

  • Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
  • That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
  • a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
  • You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
  • You will get horrible mood swings
  • You get headaches
  • Backaches
  • Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
  • You get acne everywhere
  • Your actual vagina could be sore
  • Your feel constantly tired
  • You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
  • You can’t lay a certain way in bed
  • You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
  • You bloat and gain weight
  • You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
  • You never feel full
  • Everything irritates you
  • You will cry a lot
  • Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
  • You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
  • You’re forced to go to school/work
  • You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too

tvbalt:

nash-grier:

Wow the judgement these days. Everyone is their own person. Just let them be and mind your own business.

you made a 10 minute video criticizing girls choices

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

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green-tea-smiles:

Official Green Tea Smiles Luxury Giveaway #2

How to win:

- Must be following me here

- Must subscribe to my YouTube channel here

- You can reblog as many times as you want (2 reblogs = 1 entry)

- Must have your ask open (so I can message you when you win)

- Cannot be a pro-harm blog

- Bonus: you can message me ONCE a week, for 10 extra entries

- Bonus: you can follow my instagram: calibarnard for 10 extra entries

What you win:

- Three Hollister Body mists

- Work out shorts (m) and top (s) and VOSS water bottle

-  Tiffany Key Diamond necklace and Tiffany Double Heart tag necklace

- Celine Paris shirt (m)

- Dior Addict lip gloss

- Black Micheal Kors bag and wallet

All the products in total are worth over £800 and will be ALL YOURS.

This giveaway is INTERNATIONAL, I will also pay for shipping.

This giveaway will END 1st of August 2014!

Please message me if you are reblogging with an account separate to your main account you follow with, also message me the name of your instagram if you follow IF you haven’t linked your tumblr to it. 

Winner must reply within 3 days of being messages, if they don’t a new winner will be drawn. I will be using random.org to choose the winner, so please do not message me asking me to pick you!

green-tea-smiles:

Official Green Tea Smiles Luxury Giveaway #2

How to win:

- Must be following me here

- Must subscribe to my YouTube channel here

- You can reblog as many times as you want (2 reblogs = 1 entry)

- Must have your ask open (so I can message you when you win)

- Cannot be a pro-harm blog

- Bonus: you can message me ONCE a week, for 10 extra entries

- Bonus: you can follow my instagram: calibarnard for 10 extra entries

What you win:

- Three Hollister Body mists

- Work out shorts (m) and top (s) and VOSS water bottle

-  Tiffany Key Diamond necklace and Tiffany Double Heart tag necklace

- Celine Paris shirt (m)

- Dior Addict lip gloss

- Black Micheal Kors bag and wallet

All the products in total are worth over £800 and will be ALL YOURS.

This giveaway is INTERNATIONAL, I will also pay for shipping.

This giveaway will END 1st of August 2014!

Please message me if you are reblogging with an account separate to your main account you follow with, also message me the name of your instagram if you follow IF you haven’t linked your tumblr to it. 

Winner must reply within 3 days of being messages, if they don’t a new winner will be drawn. I will be using random.org to choose the winner, so please do not message me asking me to pick you!